New Dog Breeds

The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new breeds of dogs that are the result of cross breeding.

• Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

• Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

• Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog thats not much fun.

• Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

• Pekingese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.

• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

• Newfoundland + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.

• Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by?oh, well, it doesnt matter anyway.

• Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.

• Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog thats true to the end.